An Encyclopedic Case Study of The Human Female Cougar
Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2014 6:14 pm
The cougar: A female homo sapiens mammal, late 30s to 55 years old, known to prey on younger males, never older than 25.
Physical characteristics: The cougar has distinct markings that include leopard print, fluorescent pink and push-up bras. The cougar has a slender, muscular and agile body, ideal for stalking and ambushing. The traditional cougar has long, painted claws, and she looks about 15 years younger than she is. She bathes in self-tanning lotion and hibernates in a tanning bed.
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Physical characteristics: The cougar has distinct markings that include leopard print, fluorescent pink and push-up bras. The cougar has a slender, muscular and agile body, ideal for stalking and ambushing. The traditional cougar has long, painted claws, and she looks about 15 years younger than she is. She bathes in self-tanning lotion and hibernates in a tanning bed.
Much more here:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/aimee-hec ... Weird+News