More ideas..............
Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2014 8:56 pm
I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out.
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I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now.
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You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. If they are holding a gun, she's probably angry.
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Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.
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You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone? That's common sense leaving your body.
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I don't like making plans for the day because then the word "premeditated" get's thrown around in the courtroom.
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I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row
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Dear paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers; if you find one, what's your plan?
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I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now.
---
You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. If they are holding a gun, she's probably angry.
---
Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.
---
You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone? That's common sense leaving your body.
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I don't like making plans for the day because then the word "premeditated" get's thrown around in the courtroom.
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I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row
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Dear paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers; if you find one, what's your plan?
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