parrot joke
Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 3:48 pm
A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot.
The assistant shows her a beautiful African Grey parrot.
"What about this one, Madam? A beautiful bird, and it's an absolute
steal at only £20."
"Why is it that cheap?" the woman asks.
"Well", replies the assistant, "it used to live in a br*thel and as a
result its language is a touch fruity".
"Oh, I don't mind that", said the woman, making her mind up, "I'm broad
minded and it'll be a laugh having a profane parrot". So saying that, she
buys the parrot and takes him home.
Once safely in his new home, the parrot looks around and squawks at the
woman. "F==k me, a new br*thel and a new madam".
"I'm not a madam and this is not a br*thel" scolds the woman trying not
to laugh.
A little later the woman's two teenage daughters arrive home.
"Un f==king-believable. A new br*thel, a new madam, and! now two new
pr*stitutes" says the parrot when he sees the daughters.
"Mum, tell your parrot to shut up, we're not pr*stitutes" complain the
girls, but they all see the funny side and have a laugh at their new
pet.
A short while later, the woman's husband comes home.
"In f==king-credible, a new br*thel, a new madam, new pr*stitutes, but the
same old clients ..... How ya doin', Dave?"
The assistant shows her a beautiful African Grey parrot.
"What about this one, Madam? A beautiful bird, and it's an absolute
steal at only £20."
"Why is it that cheap?" the woman asks.
"Well", replies the assistant, "it used to live in a br*thel and as a
result its language is a touch fruity".
"Oh, I don't mind that", said the woman, making her mind up, "I'm broad
minded and it'll be a laugh having a profane parrot". So saying that, she
buys the parrot and takes him home.
Once safely in his new home, the parrot looks around and squawks at the
woman. "F==k me, a new br*thel and a new madam".
"I'm not a madam and this is not a br*thel" scolds the woman trying not
to laugh.
A little later the woman's two teenage daughters arrive home.
"Un f==king-believable. A new br*thel, a new madam, and! now two new
pr*stitutes" says the parrot when he sees the daughters.
"Mum, tell your parrot to shut up, we're not pr*stitutes" complain the
girls, but they all see the funny side and have a laugh at their new
pet.
A short while later, the woman's husband comes home.
"In f==king-credible, a new br*thel, a new madam, new pr*stitutes, but the
same old clients ..... How ya doin', Dave?"
