Good News and Bad News
Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2014 11:23 pm
The lawyer says: "I have good news and bad news for you today."
The CEO replies: "I’ve had an awful day, let's hear the good news first."
The lawyer says: "Your wife invested $20,000 in five pictures and they are worth a minimum of $2 million."
The CEO replies enthusiastically: "Well done, that is very good news indeed! You've made my day; now what is the bad news?"
The lawyer answers: "They are pictures of you in bed with your secretary."
The CEO replies: "I’ve had an awful day, let's hear the good news first."
The lawyer says: "Your wife invested $20,000 in five pictures and they are worth a minimum of $2 million."
The CEO replies enthusiastically: "Well done, that is very good news indeed! You've made my day; now what is the bad news?"
The lawyer answers: "They are pictures of you in bed with your secretary."