Milsurp After Hours

Someone asked me, "And now that you are retired, do you still have a job?"

I replied, "Yes, I am my wife's sexual adviser."

Somewhat shocked, they said "I beg your pardon, but what do you mean by that?"

"Very simple. My wife has told me that when she wants my fu*king advice, she'll ask me for it."

Amen to that. Although I have taken a different tack. I won't tell her how to conduct her business and I also won't tell her how to conduct mine.

Years ago my Dad had a little sign thing in the house that said.............

If a man tells you he's the master at home..........Watch him, he'll probably lie about other things too.