The Maid....

Post by **Niner Delta** » Sat Jan 17, 2015 8:58 pm

The Maid asked for a pay increase.
The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.
The conversation went something like this:

Wife: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase'?
Maria: 'Well, Senora, there are three reasons why I want an increase.

The first is that I iron better than you.
Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me'?
Maria: 'Your husband said so'.
Wife: 'Oh'

Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you'.
Wife: 'Nonsense. Who said you were a better cook than me'?
Maria: 'Your husband did'.
Wife: 'Oh'.

Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you'.
Wife (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as well'?
Maria: 'No Senora, the gardener did'.

Wife: 'Sooooooo, how much more do you want'?