Milsurp After Hours

Police in London have found a bomb outside a mosque...
They've told the public not to panic as they've managed to push it inside.

During last night's high winds an African family were killed by a falling tree.
A spokesman for the Birmingham City council said "We didn't even know they were living up there".

Jamaican minorities in the UK have complained that there are not enough television shows with minorities in mind, so Crime Watch is being shown 5 times a week now.

I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick-pocketed..
How could anyone stoop so low?

Good thing you aren't a police officer sending those jokes in an email.....

Probably from Hillary's private email.............

Nobody...including the government spooks....will ever see Hillary's email. She learned her lesson with what happened to that general who was head of the CIA for a few months. And Hillary isn't likely to have any lover either.

Niner wrote:Nobody...including the government...... And Hillary isn't likely to have any lover either.

Aw! C'mon be fair; there are some desperate blokes left.