Please don't shoot me......
Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2015 7:09 pm
A middle aged man was at the dentist having his dentures examined. They were in pretty bad shape,
and the teeth were starting to come loose and fall out.
The dentist asked him what he had been eating.
The man told him, "I have eggs Benedict every morning for breakfast."
"Oh," said the dentist, "there's your trouble.
The acid of the hollandaise sauce is corroding your denture plates."
"But I like eggs Benedict, and I don't want to give it up."
"That won't be necessary. I'll just make you a new set of plates out of chrome, because, as everyone knows...............
there's no plates like chrome for the hollandaise!"
.
and the teeth were starting to come loose and fall out.
The dentist asked him what he had been eating.
The man told him, "I have eggs Benedict every morning for breakfast."
"Oh," said the dentist, "there's your trouble.
The acid of the hollandaise sauce is corroding your denture plates."
"But I like eggs Benedict, and I don't want to give it up."
"That won't be necessary. I'll just make you a new set of plates out of chrome, because, as everyone knows...............
there's no plates like chrome for the hollandaise!"
.
