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A wise person once said.......

Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2016 6:14 pm
by Niner Delta
1. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize and don't like to admit
that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.

2. Having a cold drink on a hot day with a few friends is nice,
but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - Priceless.

3. Breaking News: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore.
A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband.

4. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Molsons, Heineken, Carlsberg, & Budweiser.
Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available.