The Perfect Day
Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2016 12:41 pm
The PERFECT DAY - January 20, 2017
1. President Donald Trump and and Vice President Ted Cruz are sworn into
office.
2. In a rare event on inauguration day, Congress convenes for an
emergency meeting to repeal the illegal and unconstitutional Socialist
healthcare farce known as Obamacare. The new Director of Health and
Social Services Dr. Ben Carson announces that an independent group of
healthcare management professionals is hired to handle healthcare services
for poor and low income people. They are also assigned the duty of
eliminating Medicare and Medicaid fraud. Government’s costs for public
healthcare are reduced by 90%. Healthcare insurance premiums for
working Americans are reduced by 50%. The move saves billions of
taxpayer paid dollars. Healthcare service in the U.S improves 100%.
3. Trump announces the immediate deployment of Troops to the U.S.
Mexico border to control illegal immigration and the immediate deportation
of illegals with criminal records or links to terrorist groups. New
bio-encrypted Social Security ID’s are required by every American citizen.
Birthright is abolished. All immigration from countries that represent a
threat to the safety of American citizens is terminated indefinitely. The
move saves American taxpayers billions of dollars. Several prisons are
closed.
4. Newly appointed Secretary of Business and Economic Development Carly
Fiorina eliminates more than half of the Government agencies operating
under the Obama administration saving taxpayers billions of dollars. Stocks
rise 100%.
5. Newly appointed Director of Government Finance Rand Paul announces
the abolition of the IRS and displays a copy of the new Federal Tax Return
form. It consists of one page. The instructions consist of two pages. The
Federal Reserve is audited. The move saves American Taxpayers billions of
dollars and increases tax revenue.
6. Hillary Clinton is in jail, where she belongs. Her cell is directly across
from Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton who are serving time for ‘Hate Crimes”.
She bitches at them constantly from behind the bars of her cell in what
some might call cruel and unusual punishment.
7. Bernie Sanders is in the nuthouse, where he belongs. His room is directly
across from Nancy Pelosi, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, Chris Matthews and
Al Franken. They meet for tea every day at ten and discuss the success and
benefits of Communism and Socialism throughout the world. They also
wonder when the “Mothership” is going to pick them up and return them to
their home planets.
8. Windows 12 is released. It is designed for humans, doesn’t try to satisfy
the needs of every person on the planet, doesn’t require a degree in
nuclear physics to operate and looks just like Windows 7 except it is easier
to use.
9. Barack Obama flees the United States under cover of darkness and
returns to his homeland of Kenya before his trial for treason begins. He
deplanes on a remote jungle airstrip. It was reported that he was last seen
wandering through the jungle singing “Hakuna Matata”.
10. Oscar Meyer announces the introduction of a new cholesterol and fat
free pepperoni that tastes just like regular pepperoni.
12. A committee is not established to determine what is causing global
cooling. Billions of taxpayer dollars are saved.
14. Dead people are no longer allowed to vote in Chicago , a huge blow for
the Democrat Party in the State of Illinois .
And this my friends constitutes THE PERFECT DAY!
1. President Donald Trump and and Vice President Ted Cruz are sworn into
office.
2. In a rare event on inauguration day, Congress convenes for an
emergency meeting to repeal the illegal and unconstitutional Socialist
healthcare farce known as Obamacare. The new Director of Health and
Social Services Dr. Ben Carson announces that an independent group of
healthcare management professionals is hired to handle healthcare services
for poor and low income people. They are also assigned the duty of
eliminating Medicare and Medicaid fraud. Government’s costs for public
healthcare are reduced by 90%. Healthcare insurance premiums for
working Americans are reduced by 50%. The move saves billions of
taxpayer paid dollars. Healthcare service in the U.S improves 100%.
3. Trump announces the immediate deployment of Troops to the U.S.
Mexico border to control illegal immigration and the immediate deportation
of illegals with criminal records or links to terrorist groups. New
bio-encrypted Social Security ID’s are required by every American citizen.
Birthright is abolished. All immigration from countries that represent a
threat to the safety of American citizens is terminated indefinitely. The
move saves American taxpayers billions of dollars. Several prisons are
closed.
4. Newly appointed Secretary of Business and Economic Development Carly
Fiorina eliminates more than half of the Government agencies operating
under the Obama administration saving taxpayers billions of dollars. Stocks
rise 100%.
5. Newly appointed Director of Government Finance Rand Paul announces
the abolition of the IRS and displays a copy of the new Federal Tax Return
form. It consists of one page. The instructions consist of two pages. The
Federal Reserve is audited. The move saves American Taxpayers billions of
dollars and increases tax revenue.
6. Hillary Clinton is in jail, where she belongs. Her cell is directly across
from Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton who are serving time for ‘Hate Crimes”.
She bitches at them constantly from behind the bars of her cell in what
some might call cruel and unusual punishment.
7. Bernie Sanders is in the nuthouse, where he belongs. His room is directly
across from Nancy Pelosi, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, Chris Matthews and
Al Franken. They meet for tea every day at ten and discuss the success and
benefits of Communism and Socialism throughout the world. They also
wonder when the “Mothership” is going to pick them up and return them to
their home planets.
8. Windows 12 is released. It is designed for humans, doesn’t try to satisfy
the needs of every person on the planet, doesn’t require a degree in
nuclear physics to operate and looks just like Windows 7 except it is easier
to use.
9. Barack Obama flees the United States under cover of darkness and
returns to his homeland of Kenya before his trial for treason begins. He
deplanes on a remote jungle airstrip. It was reported that he was last seen
wandering through the jungle singing “Hakuna Matata”.
10. Oscar Meyer announces the introduction of a new cholesterol and fat
free pepperoni that tastes just like regular pepperoni.
12. A committee is not established to determine what is causing global
cooling. Billions of taxpayer dollars are saved.
14. Dead people are no longer allowed to vote in Chicago , a huge blow for
the Democrat Party in the State of Illinois .
And this my friends constitutes THE PERFECT DAY!