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Einstein's Other Theory

Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2016 10:59 pm
by Karl/Pa.
Einstein was born March 14, 1879. He would be 135 if he were alive today.

Few people remember that he married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his
first marriage failed in 1919. At the time he stated that he was attracted to
Elsa“because she was so well endowed”. He postulated that if you are
attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is even stronger if
there is a DNA connection.

This came to be known as Einstein's Theory of RelativeTitty

Re: Einstein's Other Theory

Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2016 3:26 am
by DuncaninFrance
CORNER!

Re: Einstein's Other Theory

Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2016 6:10 pm
by Niner Delta
Like they say.....Incest is fine.....as long as you keep it in the family....... :shock: :shock:

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Re: Einstein's Other Theory

Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2016 7:41 pm
by Aughnanure
Which reminds me; Incest's seriousness wanes as the participants get older, 16 and 26, serious; 26 and 36, not good; 36 and 46, not to worry mush; 46 and 56, no worries; 56 and 66 who cares from then on.