Another biker......
Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 1:09 am
Drunk in a biker bar...
A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and
orders a drink. Looking around, he sees 3 men sitting at a corner
table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the
biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says: "I went by your
grandma's house today and I saw her in the
hallway buck naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman!"
The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are
confused because he is one bad biker and would fight at the
drop of a hat.
The drunk leans on the table again and says:
"I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever
had!"
The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker
still says nothing.
The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, "I'll tell you
something else, boy, your grandma liked it!"
At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the
shoulders looks him square in the eyes and says,
"Grandpa,....... Go home, you're drunk."
Vern.
A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and
orders a drink. Looking around, he sees 3 men sitting at a corner
table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the
biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says: "I went by your
grandma's house today and I saw her in the
hallway buck naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman!"
The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are
confused because he is one bad biker and would fight at the
drop of a hat.
The drunk leans on the table again and says:
"I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever
had!"
The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker
still says nothing.
The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, "I'll tell you
something else, boy, your grandma liked it!"
At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the
shoulders looks him square in the eyes and says,
"Grandpa,....... Go home, you're drunk."
Vern.
