Husbands...
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 12:30 am
TEN HUSBANDS
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.On
their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle;
I'm still a virgin.
What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been
married ten times?
"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how
great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it
was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back
to me.
Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out
diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the
order, didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but
wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new
state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew
how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never
sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was ... God, I
miss him!
"But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the husband, "but, why?"
"Because you're a LAWYER. This time I KNOW I'm
gonna get screwed!"
Vern.
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.On
their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle;
I'm still a virgin.
What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been
married ten times?
"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how
great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it
was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back
to me.
Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out
diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the
order, didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but
wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new
state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew
how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never
sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was ... God, I
miss him!
"But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the husband, "but, why?"
"Because you're a LAWYER. This time I KNOW I'm
gonna get screwed!"
Vern.