Gallant woman...........
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 12:38 am
Cruise ship happenings from a lovely lady, recently widowed;
MONDAY: Dear Diary ...What a wonderful cruise this is going to be! I
felt singularly honored this evening. The Captain personally asked
me to dine at his table. Great food and lively conversation.
TUESDAY: Dear Diary ... I spent the entire afternoon on the bridge
with the Captain. It was a very interesting place to be, but I
didn't understand all the technical instruments.
WEDNESDAY: Dear Diary ... This evening the Captain made proposals to
me unbecoming an officer and a gentleman. While he is an attractive
man, I'm not that type of a lady.
THURSDAY: Dear Diary ... Tonight the Captain threatened to sink the
ship if I do not give in to his indecent proposals!
FRIDAY: Dear Diary .... This afternoon I saved 1,600 lives !!!!!...................Twice.
Vern.
MONDAY: Dear Diary ...What a wonderful cruise this is going to be! I
felt singularly honored this evening. The Captain personally asked
me to dine at his table. Great food and lively conversation.
TUESDAY: Dear Diary ... I spent the entire afternoon on the bridge
with the Captain. It was a very interesting place to be, but I
didn't understand all the technical instruments.
WEDNESDAY: Dear Diary ... This evening the Captain made proposals to
me unbecoming an officer and a gentleman. While he is an attractive
man, I'm not that type of a lady.
THURSDAY: Dear Diary ... Tonight the Captain threatened to sink the
ship if I do not give in to his indecent proposals!
FRIDAY: Dear Diary .... This afternoon I saved 1,600 lives !!!!!...................Twice.
Vern.