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Humor???

Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2020 7:23 pm
by Niner Delta
It's a five minute walk from my house to the pub.
It's a 35 minute walk from the pub to my house.....
The difference is staggering.

Today I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall.
I thought to myself: "That's a little condescending."

I got myself a senior citizen GPS.
Not only does it tell me how to get to my destination, it tells me why I wanted to go there.

Most people don't think I'm as old as I am until they hear me stand up.


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