Wanna bet?
Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2023 6:01 am
A Rabbi lost his hat in the wind. A man caught it and returned it to the rabbi, who then blest him.
Thinking a blessing from a rabbi would be lucky he ditched work and went to the track
Later he explained to his wife what happened to his pay.
In the first race there was Stetson. A hat name, rabbi hat, must be an omen, I bet a hundred at twenty to one and Stetson won.
Next race had Bowler in it. Another hat!!! I bet my winnings and won again at thirty to one.
Then I lost it all. His wife ask how
Third race Chateau was running at fifty to one, I bet everything on it.
You idiot said his wife. What were you thinking Chateau is a mansion not a hat.
Well it didn’t matter he said, it was won by some English horse named Trilby at a hundred to one.
Thinking a blessing from a rabbi would be lucky he ditched work and went to the track
Later he explained to his wife what happened to his pay.
In the first race there was Stetson. A hat name, rabbi hat, must be an omen, I bet a hundred at twenty to one and Stetson won.
Next race had Bowler in it. Another hat!!! I bet my winnings and won again at thirty to one.
Then I lost it all. His wife ask how
Third race Chateau was running at fifty to one, I bet everything on it.
You idiot said his wife. What were you thinking Chateau is a mansion not a hat.
Well it didn’t matter he said, it was won by some English horse named Trilby at a hundred to one.