An invisible man married an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
I didn't think the chiropractor would improve my posture. But I stand corrected.
I took my new girlfriend out on our first date to the ice rink, and entry was half price. She called me a cheap skate.
Studies show cows produce more milk when the farmer talks to them. It's a case of in one ear and out the udder.
I used to date a girl with one leg who worked at a brewery. She was in charge of the hops.
My cross-eyed wife and I just got a divorce. I found out she was seeing someone on the side.
My wife claims I'm the cheapest person she's ever met. I'm not buying it.
I told my carpenter I didn't want carpeted steps. He gave me a blank stair.
What did the surgeon say to the patient who insisted on closing up his own incision? Suture self.
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Groaners.....
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Groaners.....
Peace is that brief, quiet moment in history.......... when everybody stands around reloading.