One for the ladies
Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 1:36 pm
WOMEN
Women are like apples on trees
The best ones are on the tops of trees.
Most men don`t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt
Instead, they sometimes take apples from the ground that are not as good, but easy.
The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they are amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along; the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
MEN
Men are like a fine wine.
They begin as grapes; and it`s up to women to stamp the sh*t out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
Women are like apples on trees
The best ones are on the tops of trees.
Most men don`t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt
Instead, they sometimes take apples from the ground that are not as good, but easy.
The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they are amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along; the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
MEN
Men are like a fine wine.
They begin as grapes; and it`s up to women to stamp the sh*t out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
