Little Nancy was in the garden filling a hole when her neighbour asked 'what are you doing there?
My gold fishdied,and i've just buried him.
The neighbour laughed and said 'thats a big hole for a goldfish isin't ?
Nancy replied '
Thats because he's inside your Fu$%ing cat.
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Archie Bunker, from the TV series "All In the Family", said, "Goldfish are my favorite pets; By the time your sick of them there dead!"
thanx Dante'


thanx Dante'


"We do not stop laughing because we grow old;
We grow old because we stop laughing!"
Objects in mirror are closer than they appear: DRIVE FASTER!!!
I found the mirror at a wrecked race car at California (AAA) Speedway
We grow old because we stop laughing!"
Objects in mirror are closer than they appear: DRIVE FASTER!!!
I found the mirror at a wrecked race car at California (AAA) Speedway