Merry Christmas (NOT Happy Holidays)
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 12:55 am
A guy was driving a small dusty Texas town at Christmas time and passing by the local church, he spotted the usual nativity scene. What caught his eye was the fact that the three wisemen were all wearing fireman's hats. Thinking this was a little odd (even for Texas), he stopped at a little Mom and Pop grocery store to get something to drink.
He asked the old lady behind the counter why the fireman's hats on the wisemen.
Acting insulted, she replied, " 'causin it says so in the Bible!".
The man says,"I've read the Bible some myself and it says nothing about fireman's hats."
"Yes it does mister, it's a sayin' so here'n the Bible!"
"But lady, it doesn't say any thing like that."
Grabbing her Bible from under the counter, she yells, "See, it's a sayin' so right here that them three wisemen came from afar."
Merry Christmas to all,
Vern
He asked the old lady behind the counter why the fireman's hats on the wisemen.
Acting insulted, she replied, " 'causin it says so in the Bible!".
The man says,"I've read the Bible some myself and it says nothing about fireman's hats."
"Yes it does mister, it's a sayin' so here'n the Bible!"
"But lady, it doesn't say any thing like that."
Grabbing her Bible from under the counter, she yells, "See, it's a sayin' so right here that them three wisemen came from afar."
Merry Christmas to all,
Vern