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Gallagher

Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 2:09 pm
by joseyclosey
Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary

column that he had died. He quickly phoned his best friend

Finney.

"Did you see the paper?" asked Gallagher. "They say I died!!"

"Yes, I saw it!" replied Finney. "Where are ye callin' from?"