Milsurp After Hours

A C-130 was en route on a mission when a cocky F-16 pilot flew up next to him.

The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, "watch this!" He went into a

Barrel roll, followed by a steep climb, then finished with a sonic boom

when he reached the speed of sound.

The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought.

The C-130 pilot responded "that was impressive, but watch this.

The C-130 droned along for about 15 minutes then the 130 pilot came back on and said "What did you think about that?"

The 16 pilot asked, "what did you do?"

The C-130 pilot responded "I got up, stretched my legs, went to the back

poured a cup of coffee and took a piss. Any questions ??"

The same F-16 pilot is nearing his base on the way home and has sudden engine problems, he declares an emergency and asks for a straight in landing.

He is told that a B-52 is also having an engine problem and is told to land after the bomber.

The F-16 pilot replys, "Oh, another one of those 7-engine emergency landings."

Vern.