Sherlock
Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 3:59 pm
Sherlock Holmes and Dr watson went camping.
After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Sherlock Holmes wakes Dr Watson and says,
"Watson, look towards sky, what you see?"
Watson replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Sherlock Holmes.
Dr Watson ponders for a minute then says,
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Chronologically, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Holmes ?"
Sherlock is silent for a moment, then says,
"Watson, you idiot, it tells me someone has stolen tent."
After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Sherlock Holmes wakes Dr Watson and says,
"Watson, look towards sky, what you see?"
Watson replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Sherlock Holmes.
Dr Watson ponders for a minute then says,
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Chronologically, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Holmes ?"
Sherlock is silent for a moment, then says,
"Watson, you idiot, it tells me someone has stolen tent."
