CHINESE SICK LEAVE
Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 7:48 pm
Hung Wong calls into work and says, "Hey, boss I no come work today,
I reary sick. Got headache, stomach ache and regs hurt, I no come work."
The boss says, "You know something, Hung Wong, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex.
That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Wong calls again. "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon......... You got nice house."
I reary sick. Got headache, stomach ache and regs hurt, I no come work."
The boss says, "You know something, Hung Wong, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex.
That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Wong calls again. "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon......... You got nice house."