Once a Marine
Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 9:54 pm
On their 12th anniversary,Dana found the negligee she wore on her wedding night and put it on. She went to her husband Billy, a Former U.S. Marine Sergeant , and said:"Honey, do you remember this?"
He looked up from his newspaper and said: "Yes dear, I do. You wore that same negligee the night we were married"
She said, "Yes, that's right. Do you remember what you said to me that
night?"
He nodded and said, "Yes dear, I said; 'Oh baby, I'm going to suck the life out of those boobs and screw your brains out."
She giggled and said; "That's exactly what you said. So now it's fifty
years later, and I'm in the same negligee. What do you have to say
tonight?"
He looked her up and down and replied;
"Mission accomplished!"
He looked up from his newspaper and said: "Yes dear, I do. You wore that same negligee the night we were married"
She said, "Yes, that's right. Do you remember what you said to me that
night?"
He nodded and said, "Yes dear, I said; 'Oh baby, I'm going to suck the life out of those boobs and screw your brains out."
She giggled and said; "That's exactly what you said. So now it's fifty
years later, and I'm in the same negligee. What do you have to say
tonight?"
He looked her up and down and replied;
"Mission accomplished!"
