Atheist............

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Atheist............

Post by Niner Delta » Mon Mar 06, 2006 1:28 am

Atheists and the environment.

An atheist was taking a walk through the woods.

"What majestic trees!

What powerful rivers!

What beautiful animals!" he said to himself.

As he continued walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in

the bushes. Turning to look, he saw a 7 foot grizzly charging

towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path.

Looking over his shoulder he saw that the bear was closing in on

him. His heart was pumping frantically and he tried to run even

faster. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick

himself up but saw the bear raising his paw to take a swipe at him.

At that instant the atheist cried out: "Oh my God!..."

Time stopped.

The bear froze.

The forest was silent.

It was then that bright light shone upon the man and

a voice came out of the sky saying: "You deny my existence for all

of these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation

to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this

predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"

The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be

hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian

now, but perhaps, could you make the BEAR a Christian?"

"Very well," said the voice.

The light went out.

And the sounds of the forest resumed.

And then the bear lowered his paw, bowed his head and spoke,

"Lord, bless this food which I am about to receive and for which I

am truly thankful. Amen."
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Post by wh12725 » Mon Mar 06, 2006 4:21 pm

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