ABERDEEN JOKE!!!

[joseyclosey]

The English class got homework, which was to construct a sentence containing the topical word "contagious".

Next day, wee Cove Mary is asked to give her answer first, "I heard on the news last night that farmers are worried since foot and mouth disease is very contagious".

Round of applause from class and sits doon. The next kid stood up (Kincorth Ken) and said, "When Morrice the butcher's brither had the flu last week, his brither, Morrice the butcher, sent him home from the shop since the virus was contagious".

Round of applause from class and sits doon.

Dreading the response, the teacher asks Tam the young Torryloon to

recite his.

"Last nicht I wis watchin the TV fan my aul man says, 'Hemmin look

this'. I wint ower tae the windie and there wis the mannie next

door pintin his gairden fence w! i a half inch brush. The fence wis 40

yards lang and fower fit high. My aul man says, "Wi a brush that size that job's goin tae tak that contagious"................ !!!

[dromia]