Milsurp After Hours

A little while ago at the monthly meeting of my science fiction club

I saw a woman I hadn't seen in a while. She asked me what I was up, I

told her "I've taken up flying." She said "Really?" I said yes -"You pull Up

alongside an airliner, the pilot sees you with your arms outstretched and

your cape behind you-gets them every time."

I do that sometimes, but only if I use the right fuel---double malt.

Eoin.