If it were only so...
Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 10:26 pm
Paddy an' Mick were on an old ship that sank.
Thankfully they both managed to scramble into an old lifeboat.
Rummaging through the accumulated rubbish Pat found an old lamp, of the Genie type.
"Hey ! Mick dis looks loik wun a' dem magic lamps".
"Well give it a rub". He did and out poped a genie.
But a very small one, that said"I'm only an apprentice and can only grant one wish.
Quick as a flash Pat said " May the sea turn into Guinness"
POOF wish granted and they were in a sea of frothy stout.
"Ye bluidy idjit" says Mick "now we'll 'ave to piss in the boat!".
Thankfully they both managed to scramble into an old lifeboat.
Rummaging through the accumulated rubbish Pat found an old lamp, of the Genie type.
"Hey ! Mick dis looks loik wun a' dem magic lamps".
"Well give it a rub". He did and out poped a genie.
But a very small one, that said"I'm only an apprentice and can only grant one wish.
Quick as a flash Pat said " May the sea turn into Guinness"
POOF wish granted and they were in a sea of frothy stout.
"Ye bluidy idjit" says Mick "now we'll 'ave to piss in the boat!".
