Milsurp After Hours

> > >A Glesga Burd goes tae the social tae register fur child benefit. "How

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> >many children?" asks the civil servant "10" replies the girl. "10???"

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> >the civil servant.. "What are their names?"

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> > > > > > > "Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec

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> > > > > > and.....eh...Alec

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> > > > > > > "Doesn't that get confusing?"

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> > > > > > > "Naw..." says the girl "its great because if thur oot playin

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> >the

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> > > > > > street,

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> > > > > > > ah jist huv tae shout ALEC, YER DINNER'S READY or ALEC, GO

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> > > > > > > TO BED NOW 'n' they aw dae it..."

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> > > > > > > "What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the

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> >perturbed

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> > > > > > civil

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> > > > > > > servant.

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> > > > > > > "'at's easy," says the girl... "Ah just use thur surnames"

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It must loose something in the translation.

The kids all have different fathers Curtis

Glesga burd= Glasgow female

Aye 'an is a guid thin tha' they's lan' north o' the Black Isle fer t'author tae flee ta.

Eoin.