Milsurp After Hours

An Arkansas Farmer got in his pickup, drove to a


neighboring farm, and knocked at the farmhouse door.


A young boy about 12 opened the door.


"Is yer paw home?" the farmer asked.


"No sir, he ain't," the boy replied.


"He went into town."


"Well, said the farmer, is yer maw here?"


"No, sir, she ain't here neither.


She went into town with paw."


"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"


"He went with maw and paw."


The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting


from one foot to the other and mumbling to himself.


"Is there anything I can do fer ya?" the boy asked


politely.


"I know where all the tools are, if you want to


borry one, or maybe I could take a message fer paw."


"Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really


wanted to talk to yer paw. It's about your brother Howard getting my


daughter, Pearly Mae, pregnant."


The boy considered for a moment. "You would have to


talk to Pa 'bout that," he finally conceded. "If it


helps you any, I know that Pa charges $50 for the


bull and $25 for the hog, but I really don't know


how much he gets fer Howard.




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long live it should be $75 for the <!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em><!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>kid</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--></em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--> Buryl ;)

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