Oirish Airlines
Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 3:11 pm
As the Oirish Airlines 737 approaches Dublin number 1 runway,the control tower heard the following conversation........
PILOT-Bejesus willya look how shart dat runway is?
CO-PILOT-Yer nat fookin kiddin paddy
PILOT-Dis is ganna be one a de trickiest landings ever,Shamus!
CO-PILOT- Yer nat fooking kiddin Paddy
PILOT-Right Shamus when i say 'go' put de engine in reverse!!
CO-PILOT-Royt,I'll do dat!!
PILOT-An den ya put de flaps down!!
CO-PILOT-Royt,I'll do dat ,too!!
PILOT-An den stamp an de brakes as hard as yer can an pray ta de Holy MUDDER A Gad!!!
CO-PILOT-I'm prayin already,but I'll hit de brakes as hard as I can!
So, as the wheels hit the ground,Shamus put the engines in reverse,puts the flaps down,stamped on the brakes and continued to pray to the holy mother with all of his soul. The brakes screeched,the tyres squealed,and there was smoke everywhere,but,to the relief of all the passengers,and,not least of all Paddy and Shamus,the aircraft came to a stop but a few metres from the end of the runway!!!
As Paddy and Shamus sat in the cockpit regaining some composure,Paddy looked out of the window and said to Shamus,
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"Dat has gat ta be de shartist runway in de world!"
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Shamus replied,"Oye ,but da ya see how wide it is?"
PILOT-Bejesus willya look how shart dat runway is?
CO-PILOT-Yer nat fookin kiddin paddy
PILOT-Dis is ganna be one a de trickiest landings ever,Shamus!
CO-PILOT- Yer nat fooking kiddin Paddy
PILOT-Right Shamus when i say 'go' put de engine in reverse!!
CO-PILOT-Royt,I'll do dat!!
PILOT-An den ya put de flaps down!!
CO-PILOT-Royt,I'll do dat ,too!!
PILOT-An den stamp an de brakes as hard as yer can an pray ta de Holy MUDDER A Gad!!!
CO-PILOT-I'm prayin already,but I'll hit de brakes as hard as I can!
So, as the wheels hit the ground,Shamus put the engines in reverse,puts the flaps down,stamped on the brakes and continued to pray to the holy mother with all of his soul. The brakes screeched,the tyres squealed,and there was smoke everywhere,but,to the relief of all the passengers,and,not least of all Paddy and Shamus,the aircraft came to a stop but a few metres from the end of the runway!!!
As Paddy and Shamus sat in the cockpit regaining some composure,Paddy looked out of the window and said to Shamus,
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.
.
.
.
"Dat has gat ta be de shartist runway in de world!"
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Shamus replied,"Oye ,but da ya see how wide it is?"