PAIN KILLER

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PAIN KILLER

Post by wh12725 » Fri May 12, 2006 6:39 pm

A man went to the dental surgeon to have a tooth pulled.



The dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give the man.



"No way! No needles! I hate needles!" the patient said.



The dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas and the man again objects.



"I can't do the gas thing -- the thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating to me!"



The dentist then asks if the man has any objection to taking a pill.



"No,"- the patient says, -"I am fine with pills".

The dentist then returns and says, "Here is a Viagra tablet."

The patient says, "Wow - I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain pill!"

"It doesn't,"- said the dentist -"but it will give you something to hold onto when I pull out your tooth."
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