LIFE SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA
Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 7:28 pm
A Highway Patrolman pulled a car over and told the driver that, because he had been wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in the statewide safety competition. "What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman.
"Well, I guess I'm going to get a driver's license." he answered.
"Oh, don't listen to him." yelled a woman in the passenger seat. "He's a smart ass when he's drunk."
This woke up the guy in the back seat who took one look at the cop and moaned, "I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car."
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, in Spanish, "Are we over the border yet?"
"Well, I guess I'm going to get a driver's license." he answered.
"Oh, don't listen to him." yelled a woman in the passenger seat. "He's a smart ass when he's drunk."
This woke up the guy in the back seat who took one look at the cop and moaned, "I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car."
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, in Spanish, "Are we over the border yet?"
