The End Is Near
Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 9:57 pm
A PRIEST AND A PASTOR FROM THE LOCAL CHURCHES WERE STANDING BY THE ROAD POUNDING A SIGN INTO THE GROUND WHICH READ "THE END IS NEAR! TURN YOURSELF AROUND NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE".
AS A CAR SPED PAST THEM, THE DRIVER YELLED, "LEAVE US ALONE YOU RELIGIOUS NUTS". FROM AROUND THE CURVE THEY HEARD SCREECHING TIRES AND A BIG SPLASH. THE PRIEST TURNS TO THE PASTOR AND ASKS, " DO YOU THINK THE SIGN SHOULD JUST SAY BRIDGE OUT?"
AS A CAR SPED PAST THEM, THE DRIVER YELLED, "LEAVE US ALONE YOU RELIGIOUS NUTS". FROM AROUND THE CURVE THEY HEARD SCREECHING TIRES AND A BIG SPLASH. THE PRIEST TURNS TO THE PASTOR AND ASKS, " DO YOU THINK THE SIGN SHOULD JUST SAY BRIDGE OUT?"