Diminutive, quiet self-effacing old lady gets into the lift at the ground floor.
Floor 1. Beautiful girl gets in smelling strongly of perfume.
Noticing LoL sniffing, she says "Chanel No2 $400 an ounce'
Flr 2 Another beautiful girl, reeking of perfume, notices LoLs sniff.
"Chanel No 5, $600 an ounce."
Flr 3 Little Old Lody getting out farts loudly and looking over her shoulder says "Supermarket Cabbage $2.50 a bunch."
Lil' 'ole lady
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Lil' 'ole lady
Self Defence is not only a Right, it is an Obligation.
Eoin.
Eoin.