Lil' 'ole lady

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Lil' 'ole lady

Post by Aughnanure » Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:17 pm

Diminutive, quiet self-effacing old lady gets into the lift at the ground floor.

Floor 1. Beautiful girl gets in smelling strongly of perfume.

Noticing LoL sniffing, she says "Chanel No2 $400 an ounce'

Flr 2 Another beautiful girl, reeking of perfume, notices LoLs sniff.

"Chanel No 5, $600 an ounce."

Flr 3 Little Old Lody getting out farts loudly and looking over her shoulder says "Supermarket Cabbage $2.50 a bunch."
Self Defence is not only a Right, it is an Obligation.

Eoin.
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