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Think about it!

Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 12:28 pm
by joseyclosey
A bloke has just joined an exclusive golf club and is in the clubhouse after his first round of golf,when he hears a familiar vioce behind him.He turns,and to his chagrin,sees its his former C.O. in the army,a Major.

The major recognizes him and says "GOOD GOD ITS PHILLIPS,ISN'T IT?"

To which he replies "YES,THAT'S CORRECT,SIR",all the while remembering what a b**tard he was.

"WHEN THE DEVIL DID YOU JOIN !" booms the Major.

"OH,A FEW WEEKS AGO",Phillips answers.

"ARE YOU A TOWN OR COUNTRY MEMBER?"

He replies "I'M A TOWN MEMBER,SIR"

"HMMM,OF COURSE I'M A COUNTRY MEMBER" says the Major.

"YES,I REMEMBER!" says Phillips.

;)

Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 6:31 pm
by Woftam
Nice one.