Elderly couple
Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 12:41 am
Elderly Couple:
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> >>
> >>
> >> The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first
> >> time we had sex together over fifty years a go? We went behind this
> >> very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love
> >> to you." "Yes, she says, "I remember it well." "Ok," he says, "How
> >> about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old
> >> time's sake?" "Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy,
> >> but very good idea!"
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all
> >> this and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, I've got to see
> >> these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an
> >> eye on them so there's no trouble." So he follows them.
> >>
> >> They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided
> >> by walking sticks. Finally they get to the back of the tavern and
> >> make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts! her skirt and the
> >> old man drops his trousers. As she
> >>
> >> leans against the fence, the old man moves in. Suddenly they erupt
> >> into the most furious sex that the watching policeman has ever seen.
> >> This goes on for about ten minutes. Finally, they both collapse
> >> panting on the ground.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about
> >> life that he didn't know.
> >>
> >> After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old
> >> couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The
> >> Policeman, still watching thinks, this was truly amazing. I've got to
> >> ask them what their secret is.
> >>
> >> As the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was
> >> something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is
> >> there some sort of secret to this?
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> "The old man says, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."
> >>
> >>
fritz
<p>I've learned....That everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness, and growth occurs while you're climbing it.
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> >>
> >>
> >> The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first
> >> time we had sex together over fifty years a go? We went behind this
> >> very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love
> >> to you." "Yes, she says, "I remember it well." "Ok," he says, "How
> >> about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old
> >> time's sake?" "Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy,
> >> but very good idea!"
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all
> >> this and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, I've got to see
> >> these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an
> >> eye on them so there's no trouble." So he follows them.
> >>
> >> They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided
> >> by walking sticks. Finally they get to the back of the tavern and
> >> make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts! her skirt and the
> >> old man drops his trousers. As she
> >>
> >> leans against the fence, the old man moves in. Suddenly they erupt
> >> into the most furious sex that the watching policeman has ever seen.
> >> This goes on for about ten minutes. Finally, they both collapse
> >> panting on the ground.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about
> >> life that he didn't know.
> >>
> >> After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old
> >> couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The
> >> Policeman, still watching thinks, this was truly amazing. I've got to
> >> ask them what their secret is.
> >>
> >> As the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was
> >> something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is
> >> there some sort of secret to this?
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> "The old man says, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."
> >>
> >>
fritz
<p>I've learned....That everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness, and growth occurs while you're climbing it.
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