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Karl/Pa.
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Post by Karl/Pa. » Thu Sep 14, 2006 6:24 pm

I'm writin this slow cause I know yew don't reed reel fast.

We don't live whare we did when you got sent to jail. Yer daddie red that most accidents happin wifin twenny miles of home so wee moved. I caint give you the address right now cause the people that we bot this place from took the numbirs with them so thay woodn't have to change thar adress.

This place has a bilt in washin machin butt I hain't fer sure how it works. I put 4 sherts in it and pulled the chain and they all hain't bin seen sinse. It only rayned to times this week. 3 daze tha furst time and 4 daze tha secind.

Tha cote yew wantid mee to sind yew? Aint Soo sayed it wood be to hevy to sind in the male with them big hevy buttins. So wee cut them off and put tham in tha pokits.

Wee got a litter from the fooneral home. Sayed ifn wee doant maak the last paymint on Granmma's bill, up she comes.

Abat yer father. Hee has a wundirfil job with 500 peeple undir him. Hee's cuttin grass at the semetary.

Abat yer sister. Mabil came by and sayed shee had her babee but diddn't no if it was a boy or a gurl. So wee doant no if yer a aint or a unkel.

Shee also sayed thet 3 flatlanders wint off the brige in a pikkup. The driver got out ok butt the 2 in the bak drownded whin thay coodnt git the tale gate down.

Yer unkel John fell into a wiskey vat at the distellerary. Thay tryed to git himm out butt hee fought them off and hee drownded. Whin thay creemated him hee burnd for 3 daze.

Not much moor news this time. Nothin relly happend much.

Write mor offener.

Mama

ps I was goin to send yew sum money butt the envelop was alreddy glewed shut.
Karl

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