Get Well Wishes
Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 1:51 pm
A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed
appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well.
However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs
in his crotch.
Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn't told
him about, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up
enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.
Taped firmly across his pubic hair were three wide strips of
adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily. Written in
large black letters was the sentence.
"Get well quick..... from the nurse you gave a ticket to last week."
appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well.
However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs
in his crotch.
Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn't told
him about, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up
enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.
Taped firmly across his pubic hair were three wide strips of
adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily. Written in
large black letters was the sentence.
"Get well quick..... from the nurse you gave a ticket to last week."