Don't mess with th' old 'uns...
Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 5:06 am
An old prospector walks his tired old mule into a western town
one day. He'd been out in the desert for about six months without a drop
of whiskey. He walked up to the first saloon he came to and tied his old
mule to the hitch rail.
As he stood there brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, a
gunslinger walked out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of
whiskey in the other. The gunslinger looked at the old man and laughed,
saying, "Hey old man, have you ever danced?"
The old man looked up at the gunslinger and said, "No, I never
did dance. I just never wanted to."
A crowd had gathered by then and the gunslinger said, "Well, you
old fool, you're gonna' dance now," and started shooting at the old man's
feet.
The old prospector was hopping around and everybody was
laughing.
When the gunslinger fired his last bullet, he holstered his gun
and turned around to go back into the saloon.
The old man reached up on the mule, drew his shotgun, and pulled
both hammers back making a double clicking sound.
The gunslinger heard the sound and everything got quiet.
The crowd watched as the gunslinger slowly turned around looking
down both barrels of the shotgun.
The old man asked, "Did you ever kiss a mule's ass?"
The gunslinger swallowed hard and said, "No. But I've always wanted to."
one day. He'd been out in the desert for about six months without a drop
of whiskey. He walked up to the first saloon he came to and tied his old
mule to the hitch rail.
As he stood there brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, a
gunslinger walked out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of
whiskey in the other. The gunslinger looked at the old man and laughed,
saying, "Hey old man, have you ever danced?"
The old man looked up at the gunslinger and said, "No, I never
did dance. I just never wanted to."
A crowd had gathered by then and the gunslinger said, "Well, you
old fool, you're gonna' dance now," and started shooting at the old man's
feet.
The old prospector was hopping around and everybody was
laughing.
When the gunslinger fired his last bullet, he holstered his gun
and turned around to go back into the saloon.
The old man reached up on the mule, drew his shotgun, and pulled
both hammers back making a double clicking sound.
The gunslinger heard the sound and everything got quiet.
The crowd watched as the gunslinger slowly turned around looking
down both barrels of the shotgun.
The old man asked, "Did you ever kiss a mule's ass?"
The gunslinger swallowed hard and said, "No. But I've always wanted to."