Retired

Post by **Niner Delta** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 5:02 pm

The Joy of Being Retired

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make

their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went

downtown and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes

and when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up

to him and said, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a

break"?

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a

"Nazi." He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn

tires.

So I called him a "donut eating Gestapo." He finished the

second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he

started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The

more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus and the car that he

was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said "Hillary in '08."

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important

to my health.

Karl/Pa. · Post by **Karl/Pa.** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 7:20 pm

Amen!

Post by **DuncaninFrance** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 4:23 am

YEAH! EXCELLENT FUN!