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A Glasgow library

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 2:05 pm
by joseyclosey
A guy walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim wee librarian,

"Excuse me ya auld slag, day ye harv eni books on suicide?"

To which she looks over her glasses and replies, "Feck off ya piece of

sh*te, ye'll no bring it back!"