Stolen From The Woman's Handbook

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Stolen From The Woman's Handbook

Post by Karl/Pa. » Wed Feb 07, 2007 7:52 pm

FINE- This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES- If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING- This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"

GO AHEAD- This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH- This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

THAT'S OKAY- This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake (real or imagined).

THANKS- A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.
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BATCHELOR ARE YOU KARL?

Post by DuncaninFrance » Thu Feb 08, 2007 3:50 am

:evil:
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Re: BATCHELOR ARE YOU KARL?

Post by Karl/Pa. » Thu Feb 08, 2007 8:07 am

DuncaninFrance wrote::evil:
No, just years of painful experience.
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Post by DuncaninFrance » Fri Feb 09, 2007 3:41 am

How many mirrors did you break? I think I smashed 5 :cry:
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What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
"Many of those who enjoy freedom know little of its price."
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