Milsurp After Hours

Apple Computer reported today that it has developed computer chips that can be implanted and play music inside women's breasts. The music is, of course, in stereo.

This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts, and not listening to them.

That's all very well, but where's the program(me) control?

Okay, someone has to say it:-

Does it come ready loaded with a version of "Thanks for the Mammary"?

I'll get my coat...

...I'll hand it to you

Aughnanure wrote:That's all very well, but where's the program(me) control?

Knobs are built in.