Poor girl
Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 4:16 pm
A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night with the tip of
her index finger shot off. "How did this happen?" the emergency room
doctor asked her. "Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde
replied. "What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by
shooting off your finger?" "No, Silly" the blonde said. "First I put the
gun to my
chest, and then I thought, 'I just paid $6,000.00 for these implants. I'm
not shooting myself in the chest." "So then?" asked the doctor. "Then I
put the gun in my mouth, and I thought, "I just paid $3,000.00 to get my
teeth straightened I'm not shooting myself in the mouth." "So then?"
"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: "This is going to make a
loud noise. So I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the
trigger
her index finger shot off. "How did this happen?" the emergency room
doctor asked her. "Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde
replied. "What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by
shooting off your finger?" "No, Silly" the blonde said. "First I put the
gun to my
chest, and then I thought, 'I just paid $6,000.00 for these implants. I'm
not shooting myself in the chest." "So then?" asked the doctor. "Then I
put the gun in my mouth, and I thought, "I just paid $3,000.00 to get my
teeth straightened I'm not shooting myself in the mouth." "So then?"
"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: "This is going to make a
loud noise. So I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the
trigger