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Karl/Pa.
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Happy and Sad

Post by Karl/Pa. » Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:56 am

A husband and wife were sharing a bottle of wine when the husband said, "I bet you can't tell me something which will make me happy and sad at the same time."

The wife thought for a few moments, then said, "Your penis is bigger than your brother's."
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Post by Niner Delta » Wed Mar 07, 2007 12:09 pm

Your mother-in-law just drove off a cliff..............

in your brand new pick-up truck.

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