St. Patrick's Day is coming.

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St. Patrick's Day is coming.

Post by Niner » Wed Mar 14, 2007 2:28 pm

An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin and orders three pints of Guinness

and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.

When he finished all three, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.

The bartender says to him, "You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it. It

would taste better if you bought one at a time."

The Irishman replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in

America, the other in Australia, and I'm here in Dublin. When we all left

home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days we all

drank together."

The bar tender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. The

Irishman becomes a regular in the bar and always drinks the same way. He

orders three pints and drinks the three pints by taking drinks from each of

them in turn. One day, he comes in and orders two pints. All the other

regulars in the bar notice and fall silent....

When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I

don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences

on your great loss."

The Irishman looks confused for a moment,

then a light dawns in his eye and he laughs. "Oh, no," he says, "Everyone is fine".

"It's me ......... I've quit drinking!"
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Post by Aughnanure » Wed Mar 14, 2007 3:38 pm

Shure 'an all, sounds logical to me.

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Post by DuncaninFrance » Wed Mar 14, 2007 3:48 pm

Jaysus dats a triky one dere!!
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