Retiring Mailman
Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 5:35 pm
It was George the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he reached the first house, the whole family greeted him with good wishes and a tidy gift envelope.
At the second house he was presented with a nice box of cigars. The folks at the third house gave him a nice assortment of fishing lures.
At the fourth house, he was greeted by a gorgeous blonde in a negligee. The took him by the hand and led him through the house to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love-making that he had ever known. She then led him into the kitchen and cooked him a wonderful breakfast. He noticed a dollar bill lying beside his coffee cup. He said " all of this is just too wonderful for words, but what is the dollar for?"
"Well", she said" Last night I told my husband that you were retiring, and that we should do something special for you." He then told me "Screw him, give him a dollar" and then she said to the mailman.
"But the breakfast was my idea"
At the second house he was presented with a nice box of cigars. The folks at the third house gave him a nice assortment of fishing lures.
At the fourth house, he was greeted by a gorgeous blonde in a negligee. The took him by the hand and led him through the house to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love-making that he had ever known. She then led him into the kitchen and cooked him a wonderful breakfast. He noticed a dollar bill lying beside his coffee cup. He said " all of this is just too wonderful for words, but what is the dollar for?"
"Well", she said" Last night I told my husband that you were retiring, and that we should do something special for you." He then told me "Screw him, give him a dollar" and then she said to the mailman.
"But the breakfast was my idea"