Milsurp After Hours

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to

death.

They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when all

of a sudden...

"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I is sure of eet".

"Si, Luis, eet smells like bacon to meee".

So, with renewed strength, they struggle off up the next sand dune, and

there, in the distance, is a tree, just loaded with bacon.

There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there's fried bacon, back bacon,

double smoked bacon...every imaginable kind of cured pig meat you can

imagine!!

"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Eees a bacon tree".

"Luis, are sure ees not a meerage? We ees in the desert, don'forget".

"Pepe, when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smeell of bacon...ees no

meerage, ees a bacon tree".

And with that...Luis races towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres,

Pepe following behind, when all of a sudden, a machine gun opens up, and

Luis is cut down in his tracks. It is clear he is mortally wounded but, true

friend that he is, he manages to warn Pepe with his dying breath.

"Pepe...go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree"

"Luis, Luis mi amigo...what ees eet?"

"Pepe...ees not a bacon tree...........

Ees.....

Ees...

Ees.....

Ees.....

Ees, a Ham Bush"is

We have a lot of those here in Arizona.

Vern.